Daily Quotes: Inspiring Quotes from SEX & THE CITY

dailyquotes2u:

1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.

2. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.

3. If you have ANY doubt in your mind about a man’s character, leave him alone.

4. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from…

+

+
NAUGHTY BOY…:D

 

A little boy sits on Santa’s lap. Santa says “I bet I know what you want for Christmas,” and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells “T-O-Y-S”. 

The little boy thinks a second and says, “No, I have enough toys.” 

Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, “C-A-N-D-Y.” 

Again the little boy thinks a second and says, “No, I have all kinds of candy.” 

“Well what would you like for Christmas?” Santa asks. 

The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, “P-U-S-S-Y, and don’t tell me you don’t have any because I can smell it on your finger!”

—- what the hell happened to kids? they got naughty wishes now! lol..

+
maybe????

maybe????

+
LOL!!!! yeah!!! :p
dance.dance.dance.

LOL!!!! yeah!!! :p

dance.dance.dance.

+
what the???????????!!!! LOL

what the???????????!!!! LOL

+
go dogs!!! LOL. :)

go dogs!!! LOL. :)

+
dogs dogs dogs! love em!

dogs dogs dogs! love em!

+
+
+


powered by tumblr | themed by fusels